December 2010
8 posts
The Snowmen are Melting!
Instead of simply telling me he farted, my son Parker, dressed in his snowman pajamas, likes to passionately declare, “Oh no, the snowmen are melting!” and then laugh.  What can I say?  The boy’s got a magical way with words and apparently some pretty hot rug frogs.
Dec 24th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
Dec 9th
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A Modest Proposal
I mean really?  If you are at Starbucks and it takes you more than 15-30 seconds to make the necessary adjustments and additions to your drink at the condiment bar (cream, milk, sugar etc..), chances are you don’t really like that drink you ordered that much.  As a matter of fact, you are probably just making yourself a beverage that they already make.  Look into it. Allow me to go out...
Dec 9th
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“There is no rigid line between a job and art.”
Dec 9th
Dec 7th
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The Jets pull a TUMBLR and go missing in action on December 6th. I owe you one Sexy Rexy. Thanks to my knight in shining armor, Tom Brady, and his offensive army of undersized white men, I slept soundly last night. Braylon Edwards probably got more action that night in jail than he did last evening at Gillette Stadium :)
Dec 7th