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To All Lazy/Tired/Run Down/Exhausted Parents
Tired of feeding kids?
Sick of helping with the simple task of using a utensil?
Run down from assisting your little rug rats with everything from potty, to bath, getting dressed to eating?
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Observe this lazy father feeding his needy little offspring from across an entire table! Watch as he tricks his kid into thinking eating apples is cool! Look on as he intentionally deceives his son into thinking this fruit is actually a lollipop!
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